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Posted Oct. 11, 2004, 1:30 a.m. by ElliGates
How would you file-floggin' slop-sloggin' blowhard bloggers like me to corrupt your puny databases right HERE and right NOW? Well, just keep up this goofy conversation and innuendo and with just a few keystrokes I'll do some things to your precious systems that'll make you all wish you'd never left d-Base! NEVER!

Posted Oct. 11, 2004, 1:37 a.m. by Bilbo
hey don't let this guy scare you off he's not really bill gates OR larry ellison he just does this to scare people but once after i posted to his blog and disagreed with something he said i had a really chunky problem with my DB so like don't be scared but don't like make him too mad. pretend he's like a mad dog that you think maybe has rabies but maybe he doesn't or maybe his teeth are dull but you don't know and you just spilled meatloaf gravy all over your pants so i mean it's pretty obvious....

Posted Oct. 11, 2004, 1:42 a.m. by WoodTooth
R U crazy 2, Bilbo??? Let me put it like this: R U in the same room right here, right now, with BOTH Bill Gates and Larry Ellison?? If you are, have they shown you photo ID's to PROVE who they R?? Did you make photocopies to post on your blog? And if you're not and if you didn't--and I think not, coffeepot!--then how do u KNOW that last post wasn't from 1 of them or even both of them? I'll be dark for a while but B4 I go I wanted to tell Keelhauler that U! r the GIRLIEMAN and I wanted to tell ElliGates that I had NOTHING to do with the insults about your truly excellent software companies or your massively burly code or your excellent personal selves. Over and out.....but only 4 now.

Posted Oct. 11, 2004, 5:17 a.m. by hennyyoungwoman
If you're all just lurking out there waiting for me to explain more about the joke, well, lurk ON, dudes and dudettes! In my blogosphere, nobody rides for free--either you get it (cool) or you don't (lame). Ciao. Be bloggin' atcha.